Saturday, May 30, 2009
Bondarenko, Cibulkova, Chakvetadze and Azarenka in FHM
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Friday, May 29, 2009
Poor Jelena Dokic
How close was Fed to losing to Acasuso? but it was a great fightback and you sense Acasuso lost interest at the end, Chardy beat Bolelli, Rochus took out his second straight French veteran, Del Potro rolled over Troicki, Jankovic destroyed Rybarikova drop-shotting antics and all, Venus picked her game up to beat Safarova, Cornet went down in tears to Cirstea and Dokic retired against Dementieva.Poor Jelena Dokic. Up a set and a break against Elena the (almost) Great Dementieva, she broke down with a back injury and couldn’t continue though she bravely tried to battle on for two games where she was unable to run. She then broke down in tears and was consoled by the wonderful Dementieva (yes, it’s true, Dementieva is simply too nice to win at the highest level). Rest up and play like a hurricane at Wimbledon, Jelena.
Marion Bartoli had a whinge after losing against Garbin: “the court was really heavy. The balls were heavy. My serve was not okay at all. I couldn't hit the balls correctly, either. ...the conditions that were really not good. It was so cold, freezing out there. The balls were stuck on the strings of the racquet, so that's why there were many break points, and the ball was too slow.” etc, oh and Garbin’s Italian...Groth won, Stosur won, Rogowska has now lost to both Bondarenkos in her three match career, Haas is looking good, Roddick is still alive, Tsonga put out the dangerous Monaco, Glatch’s great adventure is over, Wozniacki took her foot off the pedal several times but still won comfortably, AMG and VRP are out and Radwanska the Greater is doing it easy. Both Serbs and both Williams sisters still surviving despite churning rumours of their alleged frailty.
Rafa’s blog – I like Lleyton Hewitt a lot and he has always been very nice to me but he beat me at golf and now he must pay... http://timesonline.typepad.com/rafael_nadal/Matches to watch:
Rezai vs Larcher de Brito – brave young guns
Sharapova vs Shvedova – the new tough Moody Maria against a qualifier
Benesova vs Ivanovic – the struggling Ivanovic represents an opportunity for Iveta
Venus vs Szavay – bye bye Venus?
Kohlschreiber vs Ferrero – two sets all
Nadal vs Hewitt – it’s the final for Hewitt, can he catch the Toro unawares?
Stepanek vs Cilic – opportunity for Cilic but the Worm’s in form
Davydenko vs Wawrinka – neither of these players’ name is one you want to see in your draw
Hanescu vs Simon – another French upset?
Murray vs Tipsarevic – bye bye Andy
Video: Jelena Dokic injury
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Caroline Wozniacki

Caroline Wozniacki celebrating

Caroline Wozniacki skipping in Melbourne 2008
Caroline Wozniacki Melbourne 2009

Caroline Wozniacki

Caroline Wozniacki ad for the Nordea Danish Open

Caroline Wozniacki wins in Tokyo

Caroline Wozniacki in Eastbourne 2008
Video: Caroline Wozniacki Blog
Danish sensation Caroline Wozniacki has finally hit the top ten and is still on the rise. She has 4 WTA titles (1 this year) and a burgeoning rivalry with Victoria Azarenka (Vika leads 2-1). Still 18 for another two months, she has a promising career ahead of her if she can stay focussed and determined to succeed.
Marat Safin loses to some guy
Bye bye Marat, it was a brilliant comeback from two sets down but he finally lost it 10-8 in the fifth. We’re now officially boycotting the wildcard that beat him. Time to hop on that Sharapova bandwagon instead.Larcher de Brito upset Zheng – is Zheng losing on clay an upset? – and continues her march towards greatness. Hope she pays careful attention to careers of recent teen prodigies Vaidisova and Karatantcheva.
Q: “Did you already have a chat with your coach? Was he happy?”
Safina: “If one day he’s going to be happy, I think I’ll finish my career. He’s never happy. Even today, he’s not happy.”
Gulbis is out as is Lopez, Youzhny, Rus, Vesnina and Tanasugarn. Grats to Benesova, Li Na, Cibulkova, Ivanovic, Pavlyuchenkova, Tipsarevic, Nadal, Hewitt, Gonzo, Cilic and the Worm.No doubt Rafa’s too busy to blog today http://timesonline.typepad.com/rafael_nadal/
Matches to watch:
Federer vs Acasuso – nice test for Fed
Chardy vs Bolelli – lots of female interest here
Clement vs Rochus – revenge for Santoro?
Del Potro vs Troicki – dangerous for Del Potro?
Jankovic vs Rybarikova - beauty and the
Venus vs Safarova – Venus is down a set
Cornet vs Cirstea – could be tricky for Alize
Dokic vs Dementieva – could be brutal if Jelena’s not up for it but this is the time to beat Elena
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Jo Wilfried Tsonga in action
Only one press question for poor Svetlana after her match.
Rafael Nadal in Vogue.
Rafa’s blogging on Harry Potter and Fed’s baby.
French Open Diary (Abigail Lorge).
Matches to watch:
Cornet vs Ani – stop messing about Alize
Venus vs Safarova – can Venus stuff this up?
Petrova vs Sharapova – don’t you hate being seeded and drawing a dangerous floater?
Hercog vs Rezai – two great upcoming players you’ve never heard of
Santoro vs C Rochus – fourth set 5-3 Rochus - Can the wizard come back?
Tursunov vs Clement – one set all with the promise of three to come
Murray vs Starace – now Murray is going to lose one of these, but will it be this one?
Kiefer vs Ferrer – possible upset?
Video: Alize Cornet to run naked around the court if she wins the title?
Simona Halep will have breast reduction surgery.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Maria Sharapova’s in blue (and Rafa’s in pink)
Cibulkova beat Bondarenko the Greater in three. Nadal lost his serve regularly but still won with ease. Wawrinka took his time and Radwanska the Greater cruised. Chakvetadze lost to a qualifier – is anyone surprised? Sharapova wants to “be on some island. I mean, sounds good to me... You know,with a nice cold Pina Colada and a nice cold towel they hand around at the pools.” Er if she was a mentally weak person that is.Safina vs Keothavong – Double Bagel special for Keothavong as Safina looks hot
Yakimova vs Sharapova – The cow on ice wins but looks rusty
Pennetta vs Glatch – In a Fed Cup preview Glatch destroyed noted clay courter Pennetta
Kleybanova vs Hercog – qualifier Hercog wins big – Rezai next
Rogowska vs Kirilenko – Aussie wild card takes down Kirilenko - Bondarenko the Lesser next (the slayer of Schnyder)
Roddick vs Jouan – easy for Roddick
Bolelli vs Berdych – Bolelli gets the upset
Phau vs Chardy – Chardy beat replacement Alves
Tipsarevic vs Montanes – four sets for Tips
Rafa’s blog – “I like pink, and I specially like this outfit very much. The whole combination I find it really nice. We wear a lot of pink in Spain and I think it is a nice colour. If you look at my website it is also pink for this tournament.”
Matches to watch:
Benneteau vs Tsonga – tough for Tsonga?
Santoro vs C Rochus – you mightn’t see him play again
Ferrero vs Ljubicic – can’t believe neither is seeded
Baghdatis vs Monaco – tough opening match for both
Wozniacki vs Dushevina – one set all
Zakopalova vs Serena – revenge for Serena or another embarrassment?
Wickmayer vs U Radwanska – battle of the wannabes
Dokic vs Sprem – Dokic has won exactly one tour match since the Aus Open
Ruano Pascual vs Vaidisova – did Vaidisova look at Chakvetadze’s loss and think that’ll be me tomorrow?
Video: Caroline Wozniacki in braces
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Monday, May 25, 2009
Lleyton Hewitt finally beat Ivo Karlovic
Lleyton Hewitt loves five setters so much he took his time yesterday refusing to begin until Karlovic had taken the first two tiebreaks, then the gutsy little Aussie swung into the match and wore the brutal serve down. Many people would think this hurts Hewitt’s chances of winning the tournament but he’s scheduled to face Nadal in the third so realistically he’s only contemplating a three match tournament. He should be fine.
Amelie bowed out in the manner she’s become accustomed too and Vera finally admitted what we knew all along and took her name off the list. O’Brien is the lucky loser.
Ana Ivanovic will be watching out for Sara Errani’s name on future draws as she was made to feel uncomfortable before finally fist-pumping her way home. Qualifiers Rus and Shvedova both won and will play each other next.
Rafa’s blogging again – Q. Did you lose some weight this year? A. No, I didn't... Maybe the sleeveless shirt?
Matches to watch:
Safina vs Keothavong – has someone told Zeljko there’s no on court coaching?
Yakimova vs Sharapova – return of the cow on ice
Pennetta vs Glatch – Fed Cup preview
Kleybanova vs Hercog – can qualifier Hercog upset a seed?
Rogowska vs Kirilenko – Aussie wild card gets another chance
Roddick vs Jouan – French wild card should be easy for Roddick?
Bolelli vs Berdych – possible upset?
Phau vs Chardy – Germany vs France
Tipsarevic vs Montanes – another five setter?
Sunday, May 24, 2009
French Open - The slacker’s guide to who might win
Players to watch: Sharapova, Lisicki, Vesnina, Embree, Bremond, Rus, Shvedova, A Bondarenko
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Alona Bondarenko dumps Maria Sharapova
In Strasbourg Rezai plays Kutuzova and Morita plays Hradecka. In Kitzbuehel Garcia-Lopez plays Youzhny won and Benneteau plays Hernandez. How weak are the finals in the week before a Major? Rezai looks good though.
Halep lost in French qualifying as did Karatantcheva, Fedak, Zahlavova, Vogele, Ferguson, Jenkins and Sirianni. But Anderson, Kukushkin, de Chaunac, De Brito, O’Brien, Woerle, Rus and Hercog all won.
Patrick McEnroe has a go at building the perfect player Frankenstein style. Couldn’t he just use a pic of Rafa?
ESPN splits between picking Jankovic and Safina for the French title and great monkey off the back party. One expert actually picked Zvonareva (who’s not playing) for an early exit. Where do I send my resume?
Is anyone tipping against Rafa for the men’s? Remember once Fed was considered unbeatable too...
Video: “I’m 700,000% certain” - Zeljko Krajan on court coaching Safina
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
Simona Halep beat Michaella Krajicek
In Warsaw, Sharapova dispatched Kustova, Zakapalova knocked out the nominal top seed Zheng, Hantuchova and Alona Bondarenko took care of the remaining Poles and Olaru rolled on. In Strasbourg Rezai won, Coin lost, Kutuzova won, Dulko lost and AMG retired with a lower back injury, presumably with Roland Garros in mind. In Kitzbuehel Melzer won, Youzhny won and Massu lost.
Sabine Lisicki is on Twitter http://twitter.com/sabinelisicki
Ana Ivanovic thinks she is sponsored by an airline, but she’s not.
Why don’t the French adjust seeds the way Wimbledon does?
Rafa in ESPN magazine. “Is it possible to be overshadowed by your own sex appeal?”
John Isner won’t be able to use his hard-won French Wild card as he’s out sick. Does this mean whoever came second in the USTA playoff gets it or do the French hand it out?
Agnieszka Radwanska’s not playing Warsaw but she is pushing watches. She’s an Ambassador of Elegance (with a big mouth).
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Oh Jelena
Sharapova tests out the shoulder again tonight against Kustova, Olaru plays Goerges, Radwanska the Lesser meets Hantuchova and both Bondarenkos should win. Is Warsaw really a Premier tournament?
Sponsors pull from Aus Open.
Carlos Moya has an actress girlfriend.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Iveta Benesova
Maria Sharapova in Warsaw
Maria Sharapova made a welcome return to tennis and laboured to a three sets win over Garbin. Don’t know what she was doing while serving for the match in the second but who serves two doubles and drops all the pace so Garbin can smack an easy winner? A little tightness can be excused in the first match back but remember if you choke like that then you have to spend another hour on court to wrap it up. Remember that for Paris please.
Caroline Wozniacki celebrated her debut in the top ten by pulling out of Warsaw (lower back strain) and partying with Fernando Verdasco? She was probably just scared of meeting Maria Sharapova in the second round. Moody Maria now faces the winner of the battle of the Lucky Losers. Lucky her. Meanwhile Warsaw lost its two top seeds – Radwanska the Greater pulled yesterday – leaving noted crowd puller Zheng as its top draw. No doubt they are thankful Sharapova decided to test out her wonky shoulder at their particular dirtpile.
Both Bondarenkos won yesterday, Alona scored a rare double bagel against wildcard Piter. Is this tournament wide open for a loner like Dokic or Radwanska the Lesser to come through? Let’s assume Sharapova is only good for a couple of matches with an eye on Roland Garros. Dokic plays Olaru tonight then Goerges. Urszula Radwanska should meet Hantuchova in the second round, but realistically they’re both a good chance of wiping...
The Majors as members of the Beatles.
Interesting article on betting on tennis and possible match fixing. "Mr. Avilov says he "definitely" intends to contact other players through online social-networking sites and if the opportunity presents itself, to ask them to fix matches. "My job is to understand these girls and to think like them," he says."
Goran Ivanisevic marries Smoking-Hot Model. Good Goran or bad Goran?
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Monday, May 18, 2009
Agnieszka and Ursula Radwanska
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Roger Federer returns
All is not lost for The (once more) Mighty Fed as he takes down the unstoppable Rafa who apparently is stoppable after four hour matches with Djokovic. Let’s all note that for Roland Garros. Meanwhile let’s give it up for Roger Federer, an all round nice guy who once dominated tennis with a nonchalance one accustoms to breathing. But the wonder of the world fell into hard times losing his crown (and his composure) to a pirate king with biceps like ballistas. And the world grew sad. But bolstered by the taunts of a friendly Tiger and the love of a patient woman he believed he could return to the top and again dwell in the rarefied air of the truly great before all his sponsors dump him. We’re all happy for him. Now it makes the French Open actually open. Well...Dinara Safina continues to vindicate her ranking while “the real number one” is on a four game losing streak; you sense nothing matters till Roland Garros though – that’s when the real pecking order will be determined. Caroline Wozniacki tried but she still has a little further to go and will have to be satisfied with her long-awaited top ten entry. Oh and is she going out with Verdasco?
Agassi and Graf lost doubles to some retired Brit and some Belgian wannabe. Then Andre beat Tim and Kim beat Steffi. All this for a roof.
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Friday, May 15, 2009
Alona Bondarenko beat Anna Chakvetadze
Alona Bondarenko beat Anna Chakvetadze and now faces Safina. The elder of the Bondarenko sisters (of the two that currently play, that is) is hitting form at a good time after her largely lacklustre start to the year. Jankovic shoved Vesnina aside without ever showing form, Szavay ousted Azarenka, Safina took her usual gritty route through three sets and Wozniacki guaranteed a top ten entry by belting Kleybanova. Djokovic had to play unlike Nadal and Roddick, Del Potro beat Wawrinka, Murray is still in the tournament for some reason, Verdasco won, Simon lost and do the seats look empty in Madrid or is it just the women’s game?Nadal waffling about Murray taking his top spot – seriously Rafa?
Jon Wertheim gets fired up about the tours’ drug policy.
Clever Lindsay Davenport spoof
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
In the presence of Rafa
Alona Bondarenko had a good win against the hit-and-miss Kuznetsova, Chaky next. Azarenka beat Peer, Elena the (almost) Great disappointed again, Mauresmo exceeded expectations, Djokovic won, Del Potro won and Safina won.
Both Nadal and Djokovic want changes to the ATP ranking system – over two years, no? The Djoker is just miffed that he dropped to fourth after winning a title while clay court novice Murray jumps to third.
Rolland Garros to get a (retractable) roof too?
It’s let’s dump on Serena
time with a bit of nice commentary on the Roadmap. It does make sense – why is Serena complaining about the $75,000 fine for not playing when she’s injured when she is allowed to do promotional work instead. Just shut up and go race your hybrid car (sponsor event) and you’re done. Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Maria Sharapova finally back
Venus follows little sis to the Madrid exits and is no doubt just counting the hours till the grass season starts and her usual triumph at SW19. Who plays on clay anyway? Well Maria Sharapova soon will and it’ll be a very welcome return. Next week in Warsaw (on clay) the former number one and really only true competition to “the real number one” and first round Madrid loser Serena Williams, will finally get on court. Now while the press will probably fuss over what she wears – and she’s had many months now to choose an outfit – and who’s in her box, but all we really care about is how her game is. With a dodgy shoulder hopefully healed and her “cow on ice” attitude towards clay no one can expect too much, but this is Maria Sharapova so no doubt we will expect everything and be disappointed if she’s not a loud grunting, awesome ball thumping machine that demolishes everything in her path. Welcome back Maria.In Madrid Wozniacki won, Hantuchova’s out, Chardy won, Verdasco won, Davydenko won, Tsonga atones for putting out Safin by promptly following, Blake won, Murray surprised everyone and Fed cruised.
Vera Zvonareva now probably out for The Championships as well as the French Open.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Elena Vesnina won in Madrid
Rumours about Safin and Hantuchova are probably just that: rumours.
Moody Maria Sharapova returns at Poland. She’s ranked 65, will she be seeded using a protected ranking?
Tsonga beat Safin, Dani managed a rare win, Chaky beat Stosur, qualifier Vesnina continued her run, Lepchenko beat Rybarikova, qualifier(!) Haas beat Gulbis, Fish beat Tipsarevic and Monaco beat Lopez. Anyone decent had a bye – sorry Elena.
Polona Hercog won Zagreb.
Video: Serena Williams and Juan Martin del Potro in a silly driving challenge
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Anastasia Rodionova wins Ipswich
Anastasia Rodionova won Ipswich - her second Aussie (25K) tournament victory in a row. Is this part of her campaign to become Australian?
In Madrid Jankovic won, Pennetta struggled and lost to Szavay, Cornet was thrashed by Vesnina, Stosur took out Radwanska (on clay?!), Alona Bondarenko had a rare win, Dushevina beat ALG, Robredo laboured past Kiefer and I’m one out of three in the ATP tipping contest.
Video: Happy Mother's Day from WTA Players
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Dinara Safina wins Rome
Gasquet does a Hingis; it did look like he was having too much fun in Miami – turns out it wasn’t just the cheerleaders.
Qualifying in Madrid doesn’t finish until the main tournament starts. This is so annoying and makes picking winners impossible – including in the ATP’s own bracket challenge. Get it right guys.
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Friday, May 8, 2009
Jelena Dokic ignores mad father threats, wins in Bucharest
Mad Damir Dokic update – Yeah so what if I threatened to “attack the ambassador and her husband with a stinger missile.” These hand grenades are for my personal use – Oh, really, I can go to prison for stockpiling illegal weapons and threatening people? I’m sure this is Jelena’s fault.
Moody Maria Sharapova’s still too hurt to play but she doesn’t mind having her picture taken.
Andy Murray’s vigorous training workout.
Ana Ivanovic is out of Madrid.
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